Video: “I have a wife. I don’t like men, as you might” – Pennsylvania state representative loudly exclaims his heterosexuality after a colleague touched him on the arm during a meeting!

“Excuse me, but I am legally married to a woman. I don’t like, or think about hot, sweaty cock in my mouth like you do. I definitely don’t fantasise about being a slice of boy bologna in an erotic man sandwich like your side of the aisle. I am certainly not aroused by your innocuous and non-sexual touch. Please stay 5ft away from me at all times so I don’t have to reassert my heterosexuality. Thank you.”


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