Video: What if I told you there was an unknown sand-bottom right that is 5km long, breaks 20 metres off the beach, holds six foot of swell and has only been surfed by 4 people ever?

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Would you believe me? What if good-ol’-having-a-year-off-Mick Fanning was one of those surfers, and he told you that this wave had him haulin’ arse like an F1 driver down a strip of sand that never seemed to end. Would you believe him? This ain’t no f**king wave pool! This is the real world. This is The Snake.

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