Video: This dude’s life is over! – Security Guard mastubates over San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders on the field while 70,000 people face him. A no sympathy, next level, danger wank!

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So what’s the game plan here? Pop a load in your pants and walk around the rest of the day soaked in sperm? He’s not masturbating. He just has a very itchy boner. It’s like his other arm is like “stop it bro, chill out. You gonna get us busted.”

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