Video: In tonights weather forecast, masturbation and lots of it! – News reporter doesn’t understand why this boy wants hand lotion as a reward for doing well in his school test!


That kid’s laugh when questioned about the lotion exposes his absolutely deviant taste in porn. The reporter should have said something like “maybe you should have gotten some tissues too, you know, because the cold makes people sneeze.” In 8 years that kid is gonna wake up in the middle of the night and remember this then spend the next month thinking about killing himself.

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Video: In what might be the worst decision of his career, late night host Conan O’Brien agrees to be attacked by a military dog named Astor!