Video: “Come kickin’ out time, you’re walking out like f**king Pingu” – Cheeky lad describes ‘Every boys’ night out clubbing in under two minutes!


“When you’re in the smoking area, you’ll always get that ugly bird that comes up to you asking for a lighter, when all she’s hoping for is that you’ve got a good job, and you can take her home smash her, and wife her up. Behave with them type of girls, it can start with a lighter in the club, and it can end up with three f**king kids.” F**ken hell, ain’t that the true. Listening to this lad was more fun than an actual night clubbing. He did forgot the stop off for a kebab though.

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