I was told he was a local celebrity in Melbourne. He always got messy drunk at local restaurants, ordered the most expensive meal possible and then spoke loudly about the hundreds of Aussie women he slayed in the bedroom during his youth. Apparently he is extremely wealthy but completely bat sh*t crazy. I’m not sure how true that all is though, considering I just made it up then. He should have been the next Australian Prime Minister, at least he’s sincere. Shout out to Mathew Stevens for the submission.