Like any self respecting horror fan, I like to think it takes a lot to really freak me out. Torture, dismemberment, I’ll watch that at breakfast time. However, throw in arachnids, particularly those of significant size, and I’ll be leaping to my feet and leaving the room quicker than you can say “hey, what’s that crawling up your leg?” And damn all of you who aren’t scared of spiders. How is it so? Are you carved out of bronze?