Super Soaker Drive By Shootings!
There’s nothing funny about a drive-by, but if after you’ve been driven by, all you are is a little wet with water, not blood, well that sounds like a positive thing…I think?
Plus, who knows? Maybe there’s a small part of you that’s happy to have been shot in the face by a misguided youth’s high-power water gun.
You’ll be the life of the party with that story. Did I ever tell you about that time I was in a drive-by? Boy was I pissed.
Still, I’m 100% positive karma will eventually find these kids and strike down on them hard. It’s all fun and games until you do it in the wrong neighborhood…
