Contrary to popular belief, I’m not the type of guy who would do a massive canon ball into this swimming pool to try and impress Esti Ginzberg. It looks a little cold and I’m concerned with the shrinkage factor. To pull that move off and stay looking cool in these speedos, I’d need some kind of wetsuit for my little diver. A wetsuit for your Johnson?! Someone call NASA! I’ve got the idea of a lifetime!