“What you see is what you get” Viewfinder – Now you can take that photo at the exact moment you see that special scene.
Facial Recall Assistant – Handy for parties and reunions.
Image Stabilizer – After a glass of wine or two, this feature will ensure that all of your photos are razor sharp, maybe even sharper than you remember.
Selective Auto-Focus & Zoom – See something you like? Just look, focus, zoom & snap! This is a new feature so use it wisely. It might get you in trouble at the beach so practice at home first.
Wink and Shoot Shutter – Taking photos is now as easy as a winking! We use our patented eyeVu technology to activate only on a wink, not a blink. When you have a cold and are sneezing it is advised you not wear your KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 or you will get pictures of your feet (think about it).
Digital X-Ray Vision – No way? Yes way! In partnership with the Superman Corporation located in the Fortress of Solitude, we co-developed this amazing feature at a bargain price. But remember, even though you will be able to see through walls and closed doors you will not be able to walk through them.
Panoramic Mode – Achieved merely by employing classic Kodak ease-of-use and turning one’s head 360- degrees

The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 is social media compatible so you will be able to stream your life 24×7! Easy photo uploads to Facebook, Flickr, KODAK Gallery, and Twitter are a snap. Now you can impress your friends with an endless stream of photos to accompany the running commentary of text updates you currently provide. If you have read all the way up to this point…I might as well tell you (if you hadn’t guessed already) that it was a April Fools joke that Kodak dropped a few days ago. Always good to see companies making fun of themselves I gotta give it props, hence why I’m posting it a few days late.

- Shock Mansion

Props to: Woohome

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