Check out this “Team Kimbo Boxing Machine.” Just when everybody thought the Kimbo craziness had calmed down, more people have figured out a way to cash in on this street brawler. Its pretty simple really, you punch the bag as hard as you can and get rated by the machine. Get a high number and get showered in praise from your mates, a hot girl appears from nowhere and asks you out, and 100 dollar notes spit out of the machine in your direction. Low number? It depends what your smoking, the same thing may apply. The fact that Kimbo is not a boxer doesn’t seem to bother the people at PrimeTime Amusements.  Nor are they troubled by the fact that these days “Team Kimbo” probably exists in name only. Still…I’ll still take one for the pool room thanks. Jab Jab Jabbaroo! I dunno why I typed that.

- Shock Mansion